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Good Sight
[ 2011-12-26 15:29:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Good Sight

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.CHI Straighteners.GHD.ghd mini styler.GHD IV Styler.
 
 
 
job interview
[ 2011-12-25 14:43:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
job interview

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It's His Fault
[ 2011-12-25 14:41:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
It's His Fault

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Where's the father?
[ 2011-12-25 14:29:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Where's the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings." said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children."Look, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."GHD Hair Straighteners.CHI.GHD.……
 
 
 
Good Sight
[ 2011-12-25 14:16:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Good Sight

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.CHI Straighteners.GHD.ghd mini styler.GHD IV Styler.
 
 
 
Visual Training
[ 2011-12-25 12:52:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Visual Training

The squad were having "visual training". but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:"Sexteen men and a sergeant , One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. but how do you know there's a sergeant there?
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Patience
[ 2011-12-25 12:50:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Patience

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A poor man
[ 2011-12-25 12:38:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
A poor man

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Response Ability
[ 2011-12-25 12:20:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Response Ability

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Three Whistles
[ 2011-12-25 12:04:00 | By: hijk163 ]
 
Three Whistles

"And how much are they then?" I asked,I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, low whistle." replied the jeweler,"You, sir, pointing to another tray . but when the jeweleruoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, "about three whistles."GHD Hair Straighteners.CHI Straighteners.GHD IV Styler.GHD I
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